| 1. | Emergency Christmas Album |
| 2. | All I Want For Christmas Is An Original Jawa With Vinyl Cape |
| 3. | The Saddest Christmas Advert |
| 4. | Adultery At Christmas |
| 5. | I Saw Your Father Beat A Man To Death In Tesco's |
| 6. | The Turkeys |
| 7. | Feeling A Little Bit Poorly On Christmas Morn |
| 8. | Oh, Santa! |
| 9. | Roastnuts |
| 10. | I'll Make A Donation |